Rise of the Honk – May 2025

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You came for the pies. You stayed for the prophecy. Now you’re ankle-deep in cursed geese, unstable rituals, and halfling drama.

Thought this would be a wholesome festival arc? Think again. It’s a goose murder mystery wrapped in an existential meltdown – served with a side of competitive pie flinging and suspiciously sentient livestock.

Will you:
🦆 Solve a goose murder without getting hexed, cursed, or baked into a commemorative pie?
🌿 Infiltrate a spriggan glade where naps are sacred and logic is optional?
🧪 Assist a morally flexible wizardess in summoning a Goosedra to cure a land-wide curse?
🕊️ Fight a zombie goose apocalypse and question the ethics of bird necromancy mid-battle?
📖 Break into a magically locked wardrobe using fashion math and spiritual dishonesty?
🧠 Interpret cryptic hedgehog prophecy that might just be dream-ramblings?
👑 Meet a goddess, disappoint her, and still get invited to the afterparty?
🎪 Or… ignore the chaos entirely and enter every single festival contest for personal glory?

One thing’s certain:
This spring the feathers hit the fan.

Creatures

• Forest Troll
• Weregoose
• 2x Geese
• 4x Spriggans
• 3x Pumpkin Sprites
• Phase Hound
• Giant Hedgehog
• Swarm of Rats
• Rabid Farm Animals
• Farm Animals
• Giant Scarecrow
• Bandurek – Flying Cat – “Nejavina” Kickstarter Throwback

NPCs

• Halfling Rogue – Alvin Appleberry
• Halfing Bard – Eli Swoonsong
• Human Wizard – Philippa Fetch
• Divine Matron of Harvest and Protection – Yolana the Shieldmother

Terrain

• Cottage

Scatter Props

• Farmland Terrain Set

Throwback Models

15x Thematic Sculpted Bases

Full Size Props

• Amulet of Toadpole
• Lucky Hoof

PDF resources:

• Rise of the Honk – Adventure Blueprint, a new approach to adventures that you can prep in 5 minutes
• Custom Monster Statblocks with new actions and tactics ideas
• Encounter Generator Tables for quick and scalable combat
• Adventure Hooks Almanac to spice up the story
• Arcane Codex, with thematic spells and magic items
• Battlemaps for print and digital use
• Camp Minigames for fun downtime
• Character and Monster Tokens
• Monster Hunter Diary with relevant trophies
• Factions and Lore to enrich the descriptions when necessary
• NPC and Enemy Cards
• Custom Character Sheet