Asgard Amusement – March 2025

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The gods are bored. That’s bad news for you. Snatched from your world and dropped into a chaotic divine game show, you’re now the latest contestants in the Asgard Trials – a series of ridiculous, perilous, and wildly unfair challenges designed purely for the gods’ entertainment. 🎭✨

Will you:

⚡ Steal back Thor’s hammer while disguised as a stunning blushing bride?

🕊 Negotiate peace between two warring tribes, only to learn that peace requires a sacrifice?

🍺 Brew a divine ale under pressure while the ingredients actively try to escape?

😈 Trade insults with the gods in Loki’s divine roast battle, where every joke has consequences?

👁 Seek Odin’s wisdom, only to find out that the tree of knowledge only speaks to the dead (and one of you has to prove it)?

🐺 Face Fenrir in the final trial, discovering that even the gods didn’t expect you to get this far?

Or, if you fail a trial…

🐍 Unwind Jörmungandr by following cryptic, nonsense instructions while standing on the literal World Serpent?

The gods aren’t here to help you. They’re here to watch you suffer – and they’re loving every second of it.

Survive. Entertain. Cheat fate itself!

Creatures

• Jormungandr
• Fenrir
• Nidhogg
• Huginn and Muninn – Wereraven forms
• Huginn and Muninn – Raven forms
• Sleipnir

NPCs

• Odin the All-Father
• Thor – God of Thunder
• Loki – God of Trickery
• Tyr – God of War and Justice
• Freya – Goddess of Love and War
• Ratatoskr, The Messenger of Yggdrasil
• Dvergar Warrior
• 2x Valkyries
• 3x Norse Barbarians

Terrain

• Bifrost Bridge – Modular
• Yggdrasil Tree

Scatter props

• Gates of Hel
• Hearth
• Shields
• Tanning Rack
• Fish Rack
• Barrel
• Pierced Barrel

15x Thematic Sculpted Bases

Full Size Props

• Odin’s Eye Amulet
• Thor’s Hammer Amulet
• Ring of Liho

Throwbacks

PDF resources:

• Asgard Amusement – Adventure Blueprint, a new approach to adventures that you can prep in 5 minutes
• Custom Monster Statblocks with new actions and tactics ideas
• Encounter Generator Tables for quick and scalable combat
• Adventure Hooks Almanac to spice up the story
• Arcane Codex, with thematic spells and magic items
• Battlemaps for print and digital use
• Camp Minigames for fun downtime
• Character and Monster Tokens
• Monster Hunter Diary with relevant trophies
• Factions and Lore to enrich the descriptions when necessary
• NPC and Enemy Cards
• Custom Character Sheet